How to break up with someone

  • You: Your ex is attractive.
  • Partner: Which one?
  • You: ME.
  • You: BYEEEE

rainbow-prism:

rhibros:

tumblr is blocked on my schools internet for being a dating site

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it’s blocked on mine for being a pornography site

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(via teenageexcuseandcrystallinelie)

  • police: *knock knock*
  • me: whos there
  • police: theres been an accident
  • me: theres been an accident who

Making a million friends is not a miracle. The miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.

yanilavigne:

(Quotes here)

(via popebells)

umqra:

sometimes i laugh at my tags

because they’re just like

‘#FUCK YOU #YOU’RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE #YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY #WELL IT’S NOT YOU DICK’

shortly followed by a calm and collected ‘#daniel radcliffe’

(via benedictsandmartins)